Jewelry

Etiquette says that Valentines Day approaches and men should be thinking in terms of nice jewelry for their ladies. Have to tell you...Jewelry stores crack me up. When you see them at the mall there is usually one or two drop dead gorgeous women just standing around doing nothing and some middle aged man doing all the work of selling the jewelry.


These are the kind of women who are doing the only thing they know how to do. That is....stand around looking good and doing nothing. Probably the only thing these kind of women could ever do. I don't mind. Nice to look at. Just like the jewelry. Doesn't mean I want anything to do with either of them. With the possible exception of peeling those skin tight knit pants down their legs. Would even promise to do it in such a way as to not mess with the makeup or nails. Diamonds may be a girl's best friend....but around me you better just be satisfied with the wood.

...looks like a happy camper.