Thursday, March 02, 2006

Young Lust

I wonder if there are any male readers out there on the young side. At the age where I can give some sound advice. Help you out. Because I've been there.

Here's the deal. You're head over heels in love with a girl. She likes being with you, but has made it clear that her ambitions as far as a permanent relationship goes are a bit more lofty than what you have to offer. She has made it perfectly clear that your status isn't going to quite fulfill her future needs. But you hang on anyways because she figures that until she finds that guy who fits her puzzle, that it's kind of nice having you worship the ground she walks on. Good for her ego. Of course she'll tell you that you are not in her long term plans. But she'll let you fingerfuck her every now and then to give you some hope. A mercy fuck from time to time to really keep you hooked. Hell...she'll even quite enjoy it now and then. Or let you think she did.

Then one day her dream hottie will enter the scene and stomp right over you into her life. She'll drop you like a bad habit. Shit happens.

What I'm saying is, young man, is that if this reminds you of you then get out. Get out right now. Years from now you'll regret all the girls you have avoided waiting for your dream girl to come around to see things from your point of view. Get out now and live your life. Yes...without her. But you never had her to begin with Sparky.

In a few years you can have the satisfaction of being of enough stature to steal a few girls away from men who are now your current age. Life is a lot more fun when YOU are the one in charge.